Ok Vince, say something about yourself....

<thinks>

Vince M Hudd is not a professional killer. Do not offer him large sums of money, along with brown envelopes showing photographs of specific people, along with their itineraries, because he will not do anything with these items that you would want him to. Honest.

See what I mean? <thinks again>

Vince M Hudd is easy to please. Just give him a camera and point him in the direction of the nearest small mountain. This has the added bonus of getting rid of him for a while.

Oh dear. Not working. <thinks again>